Wednesday, September 27, 2006

Pick & Plug

Today 27-September-2006, 7.45 AM CST @ Office Main Gate

Car stopped for security check means ppl should display Id card 2 enter the campus. Today I forgot my ID Card

Security who was In-charge of the main gate 2day is a intresting Guy he always say Namaste to indian's

Here the Conversation Sarts...

Security : Namaste

Me : I heard like Nascar.....but he said Namaste with a welcome sign in Hand. So I said Namaste
I forgot my ID Card.

Security: Say wat??

Me: ID Card...!!!....oh Badge...I forgot my badge.

Security : Maintained silence 4 a nano second. and Enquired my friend whether he knows me are not.

My friend: Yeah!

ME : Oke I will get Visitor pass and enter the building.

Security: Say again??

ME: Visitor Pass...

Security: You are telling something but I am not getting you anyway carry on.

Whats the problem here does this means that I am bad english....no......the concept of Pick & Plug troubles me.

We are brought up and educated with habit of explaning the whole senario as story..........but that won't work at many places here.

here the concept is Pick & Plug................Pick the correct version of the Word and Plug it in the right place.

Like............

Id Card -> Badge
Bill(the one u get after a purchase in shop) -> Receipt
Up to 3 months babby (Kid) -> Infant.

Till I reach this place If someone tell's me the word, Badge. What I will recognize is the metal badge which we used in our school days. Not the itegrated door access ID Card....Sorry...badge.

But today till I get the Visitor Pass from the reception I didn't understand what mistake I made for the Securtity to have tuff time to understand me.

Visitor Pass -> Temporary Badge.


Now I Picked Temporary Badge I will Plug it at the right time ->:~) Pick & Plug

Monday, July 10, 2006

All The Possible Ways

Today 10th July 2006 morning 11.33Am not much work and bit mood off...Totally today is not my day

offcourse i can't expect everyday 2 be gud

While trying All the Possible way to get me in to track......i felt minute pain in the left side of my stomach

yes.....that’s the bell for lunch...i didn’t take the breakfast....nowadays I forgot the habit of taking breakfast......so my stomach pleaded for lunch

So what’s the Lunch??

2 chapatti and Dhal............Now my tongue pleaded not take lunch....becoz for the past 2 months my lunch is 2 chapatti.....

I guess this is exact situation for Flash back..............

Right to my School days......

P.T......period.....Mostly our timetable was scheduled with P.T period in the first half session .......I mean before lunch.

Our Class rule.........2 people has to stay back in the classroom to Watch the classmates belongings.........i mean to avoid robbery

I always use to be one in that 2 member team......I doesn't mean that I don't have interest in the sports........The fact is we don’t have any ground in our school

and I had very less interest to join in that so called sports


In the Class room

What we 2 do in the class room......sleeping??.....or sincerely doing our Watchman job??..na!

It was most awaited opportunity......for us....to taste all the 60+ lunch box.......and to show my grievance on those who I don't like, by spitting in their lunch box or mixing Chalk piece powder in their lunch

Specially few gals lunch box will get this kind of treatment...I don’t know who gave curse..........today I am fighting for gud lunch

Those are times I try All the possible ways to find the Lunch box carrying Chapatti...........

Today.... I trying All the possible ways to avoid...chapatti..........***

Even my Wallet doesn't help me today.........becoz it has only 2 bucks....**

Saturday, May 27, 2006

Pittsburgh

This is my first post from USA

Today 27-5-2006 I am in pittsburgh

just onething strikes my mind..excatly a dialouge from a movie Ayutha Ezhuthu...
Which I found very romatic......
.
"Unna mathiriye 2 penn kuzhanthaiga pethukanum......avangaluku
Pittsburgh Venkatagalapathi kovil pohi motta podanum........!!!"

hmmmm.......heart beats :)

Millions of battle required to control mens heart..........

"Fifty percent of the battle ends when you make up your mind." -Unknown

Wednesday, April 12, 2006

What it is?

Today 12 April 2006 .............My GOD 'THE SUN",I believe the only god which I can see with my eyes everyday and I strongly believe he is also the one who gaurds me everyday and every minute.

Today MY GOD blessed me a lot to get my sins out as sweat..............Yes! Summer started in chennai.

After roaming all around in chennai..........I went to beach in the evening.......It was nice to see the Guy(Bay of Bengal) who treatended the whole India on 26 December 2004 was very calm and cool today..........and he looks very happy and no arrogance in his action as if he found a Point of happiness in his Life.Yes! there is no waves in the sea today.

with a ? for the behaviour of the sea in my mind.......just saw my watch to check the time. It's arround 9.00Pm.........it's not easy to check the wrist watch time in the night without a help of light and I didn't use any light but I saw the time clearly.................Later I saw a Coin shaped MOON over my head on the Sky............ yeah...........today is Full Moon Day and it starting arround 9.10 pm.......continus...till 10.30pm(next day).

Now I understand the real happiness of sea......

Brain: My brain said nothing to me for the soft behaviour of sea on full moon day............I might have read about this in my School days..........but I dont remember the Scientific reason for the behaviour.

----> My 390G was in unusual mood. So it doesn't help me with solution.

BUT

Heart:My heart said something for its soft behaviour..What it is?
...........Is it Love..............Might be Because I have seen the Ruff and Arrogant see on the Dark Moon Day.

The brightness of Moon light on Sea Water on a Full Moon day ............One should have got realy blessing to see & enjoi that scene .........I am happy that MY GOD blessed me today to enjoy that with a question
What it is?

Monday, April 03, 2006

April 1

Many Guys say "April 1st" is the best day to propose a gal

If she accepts ->it's well and good

If she don't -> you can simply say "April Fool"


But matured people say

If she accepts -> you are "FOOL" you screwed up your bachelor life atleast

If she don't -> Friday night : movie
Saturday night : boozing
More friends in your chat list............etc & etc

As a matter of Fact ..........the Second statement is just to convince me.

Friday, March 10, 2006

My Turn in Queue

It's a very queue in Chennai near a big wall were all the people in the queue will be seen with a tension in their face........ Exactly a fear...........and the people’s passing in the road will give weird look at the people in the queue

Today 10th March 2006, 11.30 am.................My Turn in Queue

I was also standing with all the Tension's...........its normal everyone will get

Only one thing was running in my mind

Fear is the opportunity for courage, not proof of cowardice. ~ By John McCain ~

I got a opportunity to prove my courage and my courage was proved

Now I am eligible to work in one more Country...........Thank God & Dad

Sunday, March 05, 2006

Significance

Another day in office pantry with a cup of Tea....it's a very place were we go everyday if we get pain in our ___(Censored)________ after sitting in front of the system

Myself,Pinju & Loka were in the pantry and we were laughing at the guff-up I made in client interview and the stupendous screw for that from the Cabin Population’s........ridiculous it was……. and we were talking about everything comes in our mind as we normally do.

Something made me talk about my college alumni function and particularly about how I got admired at a guy. Who introduced himeself as Captain SenthilKumaran in self introduction session.

And I also notice the silence. The crowd maintained when he introduced himself as CAPTAIN. I think not only me every one got admired at him I hope.

After hearing this Pinju told a incident..........

when pinju was in pune it happend for him to meet his college friend chakku(not sure about name) who joined military. Chakku was also in pune for some training in Military College. So he took pinju to his place and then to the military club for a drink...I think only pinju went for a shot. while they were chatting chakku's friend came with his family to that place....so he excused pinju and went to them to talk...as piece of respect.

He introduced himself to that family as
Hello Aunty am Lieutenant Chakku
Hello uncle am Lieutenant Chakku
...............and to his friend's sister.................
Hello am Lieutenant Chakku and gals reply made pinju to feel and even me also after hearing from pinju

she introduced herself as Flight officer
it is the very moment I felt.....exactly we

what significance I have?

Can I Introduce myself as Hi am Vimal.MSK....Software Engineer .................does it looks gud??.....shit!! it looks

Dam thing were I missed to get a Significance..................??

I think My AIM was not proper

Accurate in Making (or) Adamant in Making

What ever it is……..The only AIM I had in my college days is Not to get 2 Mark sheets after My Semester exam

Smart Peoples who had more than 15 arrears will understand what I am trying to say………..Let me explain clearly

If you have more arrears its not possible for university peoples to enclose all your subject marks in single mark sheet………it may happened for you to get 2 mark sheets……….Some how I managed to succeed in my AIM.

This is the place were I missed…………I just Aimed for Better job and to avoid the society Talks.

Tomorrow Never Dies……..will try to ………..


AIM_____For_______Significance

Friday, February 17, 2006

Senior & Junior

Many said that there is no humour in my post.......So thought of writing an incident which I found worthy to laugh......for your info I am not in scene. I am just a spectator. It’s just a chat between my friend and his junior.

My previous concern is a R&D center of a world class OEM located in Chennai. it's Pukka engineering services center so no sign of gal's hardly we see some HR dept ladies but not so good.

One fine morning a odd person was seen under that roof.....a good looking gal was sitting next to a guy working with CAD package in Sun box. After a detailed enquiry (Natural Curiosity) I came to know that she has come from production plant for design change and her name is??..............let me call her SV (don't want to specify the name).

And she is PDE

it's not........... Pick-up, Drop & escape
she is Product Development Engineer.

Many found a chance to talk with her.............Pattikattan mithai kadaiya partha mathiri!!!

It happened easy for my friend to talk to her.............let me call him as V..........because he is one of the managers in that concern........A thought of respect!!....He won't mind but still..............??

My friend some how managed to found that she is from the same college were he did his Engineering.............it's one of the good college near Chennai (in banglore highway) were all the sophomore will be seen.

And that too same department Mechanical.

Senior & Junior...........in the corridor

V: r u from _____________College
SV: yes

V: Which year?
SV: 2003

So and So talking were happily started and continued.......

V: How is our HOD?...........sariyana mental aacha.......ennam errukana...record da mudee..... appadi eppadinu kalutha aruppanla...............he continued his grievances

while he was talking about HOD her face changes awkward ...........

she just moved off from that place with a reply

SV: But he is a very nice gentleman.......

This guy returned to his seat with a big "?" in his mind.......for that weird reply And want to know the answer for "?" So started the R&D and found her surname..........later he came to know

Can you guess what it is ?

The Gentleman HOD is our odd person’s (SV) father.

A Advice to HOD's:
Don't let your son or daughter to study in the same college were you are working.

Monday, February 06, 2006

1 Meter Away...........&

What’s 1 meter away??
Gal.........no

Tell you................it’s not a first time it was 1 meter away from me many occasion it was..........and it will be for some more years.

Feb 4th 2006, Gemini signal red lights was on..................so have stop and the timer countdown was running in signal post.....just turned to see that corner building (American consulate)....if you ask the IT peoples in Chennai in nano second they will say it as "The building" in Chennai because it helped many peoples to settle down some what comfortably in their life.

But something distracted me not to see the building..........what it is?... God!......... a beautiful luxurious sedan(imported) was very next to me in the signal.......sexy it looks!.......... will be around 20 times of my per annum salary what am getting know........A gentleman with teak look was in the back seat.

Can you guess now what’s 1 meter away?

I can say one of my milestone (just one not all) in life ......................yes! that gentleman was just one meter away from me.

Buying a car in Chennai is not a big deal even i can do know............but such kind really??........even he might have thought like me few years back if his father is not rich

Green light on.............

He started his
&………………………..} journey for next Milestone
I started my


Many say Slow & Steady makes you win the race.

No...... it will help you to FINISH................Winning is different

Proper Strategy & Calculative Risk .....is the one makes you WIN!!!

This is what I have to do to cross this "1 Meter" and the Rest!.

I have started..............Have you friends??

My First Friend


If you ask someone who is your first friend or best friend ..............soon you will get some Name as reply.

If you ask me .................I would say Sleep, he is my first friend

Because...............
He is the one who helped me to face my great Enemy(crying). soon I come to this world
16-july-1982,11.58pm.

Few more reasons are also there to say he is my good friend........

1.He is the only friend who never forgets to see me everyday.
2.He is the one who always helped me in the class rooms sometime in exam also.
3.He is one who make me feel comfortable when am out of my track.

Best thing...............Dream

1.He is the one who helps me to have fun with my loveable gal.
2.He is the one who makes me to travel in open roof Benz with my loving ones..............at this point of time.

Thing which i don't like with him.........

1. Sometime disturbs me with nightmares.


The occasions which disturb my relationship with my friend(Sleep)
Are the ones which made me stronger in life...

Today 6-Feb-2006,10.30 pm IST, My friend has come bit early to meet me so GN

Wednesday, February 01, 2006

For me ->"Mirror"

Now its Feb 2006..........A special month in every year because it has a day for Lovers
yeah!.................I am going to talk about adolescent love in this post...........For the sure I don’t have proper experience in it.
but I try to say what I heard around me all these years.

A Guy......(1,2,3,4).........says : LOVE >

1.Who just started
>Its divine feeling............. & all those good funda

2.Who wants to look cool headed
>cigarette.........(Starts with fire, Continue with smoke & Ends with ashes)

3.Who failed in love
>FYI..........(Acronym censored)

4.Who thinks he is practical
>part of life, you will succeed if you are .......bold, Loyal & Lucky.

BUT WHAT I SAY?
For me -> "Mirror"

Doesn't meant to bring Newton's 3rd Law into loop....................just meant to say I really enjoyed love on my own...........with out the companion of the one it deserves.Like how people use to admire at their own beauty in front of mirror.
(For me it’s Mirror)
I don’t know really when my eyes started to get lock at the peculiar style of .................not keeping the single plait behind the shoulders.......Yeah!... more than 95% of time it use to stay around the front shoulders.

I use to get disturbed even more ..................if the one showed up with some kind of Light pink shalwar....its really??
Many thing I can say ...................na naa naaa!........... its going out
(For me it’s Mirror)

Many things in Life will teach and make you to realize something.

Love ->made me to realize that I am a "Normal Man".
It thought how to get through perfectly in my next sitting.

Beauty depends on eyes it looks..................Normal man have different feel for Love

For me ->"Mirror"............ If weird metaphors helps
If not am Sorry..........it's basically
:o) What you give,what you get (o:....*

Thursday, January 26, 2006

Is that my Fault?

Jan 25th 2006 ........10.05pm I was waiting for my Chicken lollypop(parcel) at Kebabish hotel at Arcoat Road kodambakkam chennai it’s a small hotel(Good for Tandoori items) so I have to wait near the billing counter till my order get ready………..i saw a hunch back old lady sitting in the platform she made a salaam to a couple coming out of hotel………For money and she succeeded in her attempt.

After seeing this even I planned to give money to her and I gave RS.5 ......few minutes after two small boys (around 10 to 12 yrs old) came to her and gave a hand-shake to her as if they have done some good business for the day…………….but its something interesting because this is first time am seeing beggars giving hand-shake each other ……so I started to watch them closely……they started their business with each and every one coming out of hotel………..they even started to catch a guys foot for money….which irritated me………..so I planned not to give money to them and ofcourse they didn’t ask me also!
I turned back to see them after enquiring about my order ……they were not seen …………just came out to see were they are………I don’t know what attracted me to search them i think that dignity of hand-shake.

Suddenly I saw a man hit by a Bus was lying unconsciously in the mid of the road and the bike in which he came was some 20 yards away from him no one is there to help the victim including me!.....but not the 2 boys they are first to reach the victim they tried to lift that guy to platform ………they are not strong enough……. but I am………. but I didn’t do anything…………after seeing this many people around came to help that two boys to move the victim……..the short one of the two boy’s ran to near-by shop to get a water pocket for victim ……after few minutes I moved away from that place.

Is that my fault? ->Not helping victim

Yes it’s my fault…….why to help unknown was running in my mind I think………shame on myself………should not do like this

Is that my fault? ->Not giving money to that boys

I am sure I didn’t do any mistake here ..............ofcourse they have tendency of helping unknown …what I didn’t had!(At that moment at least)………the way they have chosen for survival in not right one………They are real heroes ………..heroes should not fall on others foot to survive

Only God has to help these two heroes …………..to get them go in a right way

Help them please

Thursday, January 12, 2006

"Keyboard"


Today it happend for me to have close look at my Keyboard.the special thing about keyboard grabbed my attension.....................I didnt notice this all these years while using this I/P device .

It reminded me all my good old memories ..................."excatly"

it reminded me all my ...........“Comedic heroism” what I did in my “Chasing period”..........and also it said to me on behalf of ______?

Keyboard is the only place where "U & I" are together ...........Always!